THE REALITY CRASHERS COMIC BOOK

written and imagined by

SHILOH LARIN

SILAS “KING OF CUTE”
ESSEX
MEEPO
YZMA “THE FIERY RED FINGERS” CASTIATINA CONCERTEE-NAH

CONSECRATE ME, OH YE DROWNED MEN.

DRUID OF WATER, SCOURGE OF THE SEA.

JACK OF ALL TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE.

UNTIL ALL ARE FOOLS WILL I RISE THIS DAY VICTORIEOUS.

IN THE HALLS OF SIRENS.

CAST DOWN YE GREAT KRACKEN AND BELLOW THINE HORNE.

CURSE THE SONS OF ODIN.

FLAY THEM ALL!!!!

& CHARLENE MARIA HOUWELING AS THE MONSERT YOU MADE ME.

CAST LIST:

SHILOH LARIN as PAISLEY’S BOYFRIEND

CHARLENE MARIA HOUWELING as THE FARMER’S FISHERS FOOLERS TRAVELLING PANTS OF ASS HAIR

AI as THE MARKE OF THE BEAST

stray as FERAL

KATIE the CAT as ELVIRA

EVLIRA as LILLITH

MY BUTT as MICHEal lilliquists mouth

references to all works in the text now belong to

CREATIVE COMMONS AND CREATIVE COMMONS ACCESSORIES.

POCKET SAND.

ARCHIVE.ORG & WAYBACK MACHINE

brought to you by my opinion on

GOBLIN.TOOLS fixing “your” “AI” “#youbrokeityoupayforit” “#mygeneration” “#musiclover” “#abandonship”

#where is your god now, peter?

DRAWING ON THEISE INSPIRATIONAL TEXTS:

WATERSHIP DOWN by RICHARD ADAMS

THE ARS GOETIA BY KING SOLOMON

PETER THEIL’S BELIEF IN THE ALCHEMIST’S STONE

FLOCK CAMERA TECHNOLOGY AND BEN JORDAN

THAT ONE GUY

ULAMOG THE CEASELESS HUNGER.

MY ASS IN THOSE PANTS.

AND YOUR BITCHY ATTITUDE STILL IMPRESSING ME.

I’LL SEE YOU WHEN MY WEBSITE GETS TURNED ON.

IF I DON’T GET ARRESTED FIRST, THAT IS.

SEE YA LATER.

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NOW ON TO THE POETRY.
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