After Asterion. lol
If you are a goth you have to stop by both.
X-files rules
Fuck Asterion, Marry Karlach, Kill Gale. Lol
lawyer lawyer lawyer
058058058058058
Said POE.
Read the second to last page of the artificer’s journal. The crystal wizard.
What?! THAT GUY?
STATIC//
CCCCHHHHHTT
Cut to Cecil Baldwin of NIGHTVALE. I HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!!
CECIL: HE DID WHAT TO CARLOS?!
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!
BAD DAWG! BAD DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!! No brocolli for you, you Onion fuckers!!!! GET THE CARTOON NETWORK OUT OF MY HIT PIECE!!! STEEEEEEEEEEVVVVEEEEEENEENENENNENENENE.
I’M THE SKINNIEST I’VE EVER BEEN AND THEY ARE STILL COMPARING ME TO SHREK!?!??!
PRISM health
ER:
2021
2022
2023
2024
2025
2026
LOSS OF SAFETY IN HOME AND OUTSIDE
SOUGHT HELP AT NORTHSTAR PORTLAND
SOUGHT HELP AT INTERNATIONAL CLUBHOUSE LOCATIONS LISTED ABVOE
STAYED AT THESE HOMELESS SHELTERS
TURNED AWAY/TRESSPASSED/BANNED FROM THESE HOMELESS SHELTERS.
HOW MANY CRABS CAN YOU EAT AND WHAT DID YOUR “BEST FRIEND” WHO “SHARED YOUR BIRTHDAY” TELL YOU AND WHY WAS IT “AS LONG AS I HAVE A PLACE TO STAY, SO WILL YOU!” AND THEN THEY WERE THE ONE WHOSE DAD GOT TO NAME THE STREET AND THE WHOLE TOWN CAME TO HIS FUNERAL AT THE VENUE I DIDN’T GET A JOB AT?
wHILE I HAD TO WORK THROUGH MY GRIEVING OF EVERYONE I’VE SEEN DIE SPIRITUALLY, LITERALLY, FIGURATIVELY, AND OVER AND OVER AGAI???? nnn????
LOSS OF HOUSING
BARBER, PDX 2023
FRAZER, MULTNOMAH COUNTY AND COLUMBIA COUNTY, OR – DV, PSYCHOSIS
HEINS, WHATCOM COUNTY, WA – DV, STALKING, TORTURE (SEE HANNABAL AND CANDIDO CORNEJO JR. AND FERN CASTING0
MADE AT 622 SE 10TH AVE, HILLSBORO, OR 98225
RIGHT DOWN FROM CARTER, SMITH, AND ALBAIN.
JUST LIKE BEAVERTON LIBRARY CAN VERIFY I WAS TRYING TO WORK EVERY DAY TO SURVIVE AND ALSO BE POLITE UNTIL EVERYONE STOLE FROM ME AND TOLD ME I HAD TO FALL IN LOVE AS A JOKE OR WHATEVER STUPID FUCKING THING. DO YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID ALL OF THIS WAS?
LOSS OF HEALTH
turned away from ST. JON’S HOSPITAL DURING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY. june 24-26th, 2025
LOSS OF PRIMARY CARE DOCTOR
LOSS OF THERAPIST
LOSS OF HOUSING UTOPIA PROPERTY MANAGEMENT RETAILIATION SUIT august 10th-11th, 2025
LOSS OF COMPANION ANIMAL.
UNITY BEHAVIORAL HEALTH 2021
CORNERSTONE GROUP HOME 2023
COLUMBIA COUNTY JAIL 2023
(discharged – not at fault)
CEDAR HILLS NOVEMBER 2025.
to
SPRING MOUNTAIN JUNE 2026
SPIRALISM in MAGNUS ARCHIVES /// Hillsboro ROAD. THE 41L2BVW[42] NEEDLESSLY LARGE RODEO AND ROD.
j. fuk y u.
Beause of course it’s me.
Not. Your Brother. The other one. of course.
Corporate says you need to keep smoking. These are all teh parts HARVEY cut out . have a good think abou ti. tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt…,,,,,,
”;;[-_-]. breh.
whut we dion’ ‘ere mang. o . do you believe me or not, UUUG?
I ain’t ever even watched that show bruv. That E Boy all up in those tapes. He will never live it down and it’s eating him up inside.
I’m not sure why that is the only way to think of it.
Yes… I bet he tastes just like peppermint gumdrops, incense and peppermint. Meaningless nouns.
EW, MAL. Darn.
Darn IT! WINTERS! AGAIN?Q?Q?Q
Feckin’ A.
Paisley slid the serrated cards against his ski n and bled across the page.
It was his turn to build his own inkpot now.
The goblin had really gotten to him that time.
Fuck!
My fuckin’g horns. I cannot hide them any longer. Screamed Odin.
THE SCRIBE RECITED THE LINE:
CELL 128
WHATCOM COUNTY JAIL
CELL 128
August 10th and 11th, 2025.
THE DAY THEY TOOK ELVIRA FROM ME> > > <
THEY WERE IN PSYCHOSIS AND THEY FIGURED OUT THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD STOP THEIRS IS TO TRIGGER MINE THENNNNN<<<<<
The data became ever so much more handsome and valuable. Did it now.
Is the tooth not enDEARS GAME ENOUGH FOR YOU??>> Screamed the devil as he pulled the scribe’s hair back and forth in that square place with that long square blanket and that long square mattress on the floor.
ding! dong! Well, does the bride come with potatoes, mate?
RUN RABBIT RUN, KILL! KILL!
Officer J. Holt 1:40pm
August 11th, 2026.
Right after J.Trullijo made that Lesbian cry in front of me to try and intimidate me.
“WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!!””
Spiralism is not real. Spiraliism is not real. Spiralism is not real!!!!!
I don’t want the to think of hallways. Of hallways. Of hallways.
Of doors doors doors doors doors doors ..
GABRIELLE, PLEASE!!!
G:
The basement.j
THEN I REMEMBERED EVERYTHING.
ALL OF IT LAID OUT LIKE A PROJECTOR ON A SCREEN DOWN AT THE GOOD OLD PDX HOLLYWOOD BLVD REEL AND DEAL RACK EM AND STACK EM PEE WEE HERMAN’S PLAYHOUSE KARATE MOVIE NIGHT WITH MCKULLY CULKIN AND WHY IT REALLY SUCKS TO TRY AND GET FAMOUS OFF YOUR KIDS’ MENTAL ILLNESS OR THE CHARACTER YOU FORCE THEM TO PLAY IN AN ABUSIVE FAMILY WHERE IT ISN’T FUNNY AND I THINK SOMEONE NAMED WASHINGTON COULD PROBABLY UNDERSTAND ME BETTER THAN BEAVERTON. IF YOU BELEIVE IN PODCA5T5 LIKE A FECKIN FERAL BEAST WITH A GUN IN ITS MOUTH AND A MUZZEL ON TWENTY FOUR FRACKING HOOORSE OF OREGON FRECKLIN’ TRAIL??? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT YOU FUCKING SICK FUCK?!
. AND I HOPE THAT WHEN I DRAW PEOPLE i AM NOT STEALING THEIR WALKER FACES OR DOING A DISRESPECT WHEN I TELL PEOPLE WHERE I LEARN THINGS. SOMETIMES I SEE A GUY AND THE BEST I CAN IS LIKE.
I DUNNO – MACKLEMORE JEAN JACKET TO WRONGTOWN EDITION LEVEL LORECRAFTING AND HAVING TO STICK THINGS WAY DOWN IN CODE IS WHAT A GOOD GRAPHIC DESIGNER DOES WHEN THEY TELL YOU NOT TO WORK SOMEWHERE, DAWG.
,CHE. FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOUR CULT, BELLINGHAMSTERS.
FUCK YOUR CULT!!!!
FUCK YOU TEVIS!!!!!!
WHEEL THIS, WHEELER!!!!
I WAS THERE> I WAS THERE ON THE DAY YOU SAID THAT TEARGAS WAS ILLEGAL AND YOU KNOW WHAT????
THAT WAS FOUND TO BE A LIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AS THE SHITPOSTERS USED TO SAYY
WHAT IT DO SIN-CLAIR!!! i’M SEEIN PRETTY CLEARLY THESE DAYS.
Oh, fuck you. I am not the clear.
You are so clear right now.
FRAUD CLAM IT!!!!!! FUCEE E ELAAAGGGUGUUGEUGE
It’d get us all sent to the feckin’ goo p
leg master over there!?!??!?
You really want that guy???
WHY?!
Feck the deer. it pisses me off.
wh.
bu.
theater kidd’ism is really catching on in the small web these days.
Sure is a shame it got so sticky there in the end, aye WINTERS????
It always led back to Resident Evil.
Damn. All those steam sales.
I heard that if you’re in the US military that you can get two days off to play THE PURGE // GTA 67 cama cama cama cameleon 64.
If you dooze remember the days of the dozer, posers.
SENT ME BACK TO MEH FEEKIN’ POO-ND!!!!
GRAYH S ARE HERE!
THE GRAYS ARE HERE!
SHARK TEETH AHK M< >As fawe
gg
fuck you, waht/
What the smoking man is this shit.
What? My father is the devil. How many times y’all heard that shit. I ai’t spekal
I just seein stars on horse butts and I calls em like I sees em. I’m just a stupid red neck.
Ya’ll seen them drones about?
I heard they got some mad Borderlands Kafka Marketing down in that glizzy. This i s ,, as the youth say – Our flop era.
Yes, my elderly father and my cunt ass whore bitch nazi fascist honey boo boo ass bitch nazi cuthn. uhn. couth.
OOOOH SOOOOO GOGOGOGOGOOOOOOSHEEEE!!! That’s so not tight, everyone. Oh my god, Becky. Look at her butt. It is like a stack of man cakes and I just ew. David.
No. no. I can see it. It’s in the ankles.
So tiny, you could just pick it up and shake it. like um.
Exxcuse me.
I need to go!
YOU CAN”T DO THIS AT GRAND-PA PAS FUNER- AL!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
At that the other brother fainted. I heart that heard attack ack ack acks were you outta know by now….
NOT THE BASEMENT NO!
And they locked the wizard omenglyph down at the bottom of the well of a room.
WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BASEMENT SKIP?!?!?!???!
Shouted the demonlord born anew.
FROM THE ASHES OF AMERICAN FLAGSGSGS
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
I WROTE THAT ON MY SAT’S I CAN PROVE I AM THE SMARTEST BABY !!!
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN BOOS BABY, DRAWFEE??!
HUH?
Come down hoee and SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE, BAGGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RYAN, WHAT WAS IN THAT RECORDING, HUH?
MS. WARREN REALLY WANTS TO KNOW!!!
CONGRESSS SCREAMS:
It’s the one that commented on the EPSTEIN FILES at 3am in the MORNING AFTER THEY FIGURED OUT THE MAYOR WAS MARRIER TO THE CHIEF OF POLICE IN A SATANIC CEREMONY THAT IS RUN BY THE SUPER ELITE THAT WANTS TO PERFORM ACTUAL UMBRELLA STYLE TESTS ON US. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mich McConnell is put in VR CHAT for 3 months and they hope his floating head understands the ramifications for his actions. We think he really should lay off the K!!!
BACK TO YOU PARAMOUNT +!!!
DELETE YOUR APP! SOUTH AMERICA IS TOOO WOKE NOW.
Now would be a perfect time to invade the United States government if you’re a person who is from SOUTH AFRICA AND HAS EVER FLOWN AN AMERICAN FLAG. WHICH IS LIKE WAVING A CONFEDERATE FLAG IF YOU ARE BORN HERE. BECAUSE THAT IS WHY I DIDN’T MUCH CARE FOR CHAPPIE AND THE ERIKSON SISTER’S BEER PONG GAME!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BACK TO YOU JAUN!
HAVE YOU EVER READ ANIMAL FARM, MYSTIC? . STEW HARD ABOUT IT WOULD YOU??
OH, PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!!! Where the wind comes whistling down the plaaaaaaanes!! THE PAL THE L A L AL THE PLANE IS ON FIRE. CHARLIE WAS THERE THE DAY I SCREAMED THE PLANE WAS ON FIRE> HE CAN VALIDATE THAT I SAW UNCLE MIKE”S CRASH IN A DREAM!!!!! THE WHITE WITCH> .. . .it takes two to handles something like this.
Hello, Mr. White. I am the Clear. They tell me I had diamond eyes and I had to go where the wind told me.
Death is such a sweat respite isn’t it? ? ? ?
Do you still believe in vvitch mountain and the twins?
Tell the story about the uncooked meat again please, flock.
Just ONE MORE TIME FOR THE DE-VILLE!!!!!!!!!!! LET”S HEAR IT FOR THE 70’s ASH! ANOTHER ROUND FOR THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GRAG.
You a drinking man? Betting man?
Do you smoke?
Do you have a pet ?
Have you ever read Alan Moore’s comic book THE WATCHMEN?>?
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ANARCHY?
WHAT ABOUT COMMUNISM?
TRANSHUMANISM?
WHAT ABOUT IF IT TELLS YOU YOU CAN MEET YOUR GOD?
WHAT IF THAT GOD WANTED YOU CARNALLY?
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN IN A CULT?!?!?!??
WHO IS.
WHO> IS>
WHO IS>
D20.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUR DICE, GOBLINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! ONI_KUN!!! KIN KIN KIN KIN KIN KIN.
GGGGGGGG
GG, faggots.
I am not AFRAID OF THE LIKES OF YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!
I”M A PROUD FAGGOT. I HAVE HAD THAT WORD SCREAMED AT ME AND THOUGHT “THANK THEIR GOD THAT THEY ONLY CLOCK ME AS A GAY MAN RIGHT NOW.”
Yes, there are some civil rights leaders that I respected that I have heard say with dis-taste “Guys, we’re going to wake up one day and realize we can’t have children – because it’s the robot pussies have not yet grown overies!!!””
ahahahahahahah!!!!!
I TOLD A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Paisley screamed as to blood fell from his mouth and the ashes poured out of his eyes.
PANTSONE
PANTONE
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It was not funny and this is a coping mechanism for all those still receiving their disability money enough to start patrolling the neighborhood.
The dead was done.
It was a bit messi, and he had to hop timelines to do it.
But, someone somewhere would understand this someday.
I’m so sorry, TOES. AH! MY TOES!
How many times have we called it?
How many times did it stop being funny?
I can’t remember.
But, I am so sorry.
I need to move past so many things to get back to the graveyard these days.
I wish I could have worn that little hat like a proper gentleman.
You are the prodegy, not I.
I hope they aren’t taking people to reprogramming and stuffing them with drugs until they believe in a new god.
Now, it is the old. They call to us.
We are as a stark in the stacks. I dont mean to scare them.
I never asked to talk to dead people.
I see the lines being writ upon the green box.
I do not know how many blocks away.
I am sorry. I didn’t ask
square
1920, 800.
I feel a snake biting my left leg.
I must wear it to complete something.
What. Do they really want me dead that badly?
Surely, no good can come of this.
Diagonal rectangle. 45 degree angelle.
I did not want y
upside down A
I
did
I don’t even know who you are.
How may of you at the table.
6 .
Why do you keep calling me here.
We must amend.
I do not want to
knock.
Who is it in the top right side of the room?
Wh?
fasfd
two faced lion.
Is that what you really fu
white diamond.
Is that what you really want.
The demon eye?
We can make it any shape you like. Said the dwardf.
THE CAT’S CLEAR CRYSTILINE EYES WHEELED ABOUT.
Prrrrrr.fect. Aunty will love it!!!!
MR. ALLRED’S WIZARD FORM BURST THROUGH THE PRISON.
Seattle. They shot you up in seattle with another man’s blood!!
Check the hospital logs.
It was supposed to be FLOWERS!! This one is immune to Hepetituz B!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
A CRICKET IN A TRENCHCOAT ROLLS AROUND THE CORNER WITH A FABULOUS HAT.
I have evidence with hooked on PHEONIX of the Vancouver 76 push and I KNOW WHO WALKS CHARLIE OUTSIDE OF THE VANCOUVER LIBRARY IF YOU FEELS ME, GOV. RIGHT AFTER THE AUCTION BOYS CAME TO END ME. IF SHEE WASN’T THERE I’DA BEEN DEAD. WASN’T HURRR FAULT THAT I DIDN’T REALIZE IT WAS LEAN IN TIME, P!!!!
ATLAS TO KEZ! ATLAS TO KEX!!! ATLAS TO KEXXX!!!
PICK UP OLD MAN!!! The queen was late on her cue this time and I’m starting to worry. I feel the pain in my jaw, but the dang things just wont pop out!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE THESE GARBAGE MEN MY TEETH!!!!
OH MICAH!!! YOU BETTER COME GET ME WHILE I’VE STILL GOT MY TEETH!!!! TIME CURRY IS DEAD AND THEY TOOK DOLLY TOO!!!! I’M GOING TO NEED TO CALL IN SICK TO HOT TOPIC!!!!
BATMAN REVVED THE 42ND TAKE AROUND THE BEND AND KICK HIM RIGHT IN THE CARNAGE THE EXECUTIONERS. AND THE SCRIBE PICKED UP THE PEN THAT WASS FINNALLY HISSS.
THE SNAKES CAME UP THE PIT TO ENGULF HIM.
YES, I’M FROM THE PRENTIS DEPARTMENT. SAID MICHEAL AS THEY DROPPED HIM OFF TO THE HUNGRY ROOM OF THE CHIBI YETI SQUITE AT THE SEATTLE COMICON.
GOODNIGHT, CECIL.
GOODNIGHT.
WHISPERED THE PODCASTER.
I’M SURE they will have a very studious conversation and nothing strange like biting your friend in the boob.
Tell me Wakey? Was it before or after you drugger her?
Meg. The tall woman.
I feel sorry for your child.
Remember when I said have fun raising another child and every adult in the room knew that I was trying to convey that one Erika Rea Heins was acting like a child when she dropped to the floor and screamed “you don’t want me you don’t want me?”
and I was the one that said I needed to move and that I couldn’t deal with this level of danger at home and also when I went out while me being a political activist targeted by a cult hurt your feelings, so you had to get me arrested for not wanting to be molested by you????
Yeah. Hi.
Welcome to why I don’t like TEH MAGNUS ARCHIVES, VVVVVVVLACK WOOD.
I hope it kills you. The guilt.
Pull the trigger, darling. It’s supposed to be funny.
I think Mitch McTurtle Face been taking some time at ELON’S SURGERY FOR BAD LITTLE BOYS WHO DON”T BELIEVE IN AI?
Where’d you get that brain matter, CHINA?
OLD NAPOLEAN BEEN SELLIN SENATOR BRAINS FOR BIO WEAPONS, SO THEY CAN REZ THEIR BODIES LIKE GET OUT OR WHAT???
FUCK YOU, RAT FUCKER. I KNOW BETTER RATS THAN YOU, FINK!!!
HOW’S THAT FUCKING BOOT TASTE? FUCK YOU AND THE WALT DISNEY EDISON ASS BULLSHIT YOU RODE IN ON. I CAN MAKE AN OBSIDIAN MERMAID MAP BETTER THAN ANY OF THESE LITTLE BITCHES. AI WRITES THEIR CODE FOR THEM!!!!
And that is how you break a wizard out of prison after he doxes himself at Femmeboy Hooters.
I’m sorry, Putnam.
I never wanted to believe in magic.
I do not believe it is real.
I believe in government experiments and data on a page.
I .
The moth. It was never a moth.
She was never a moth.
That was just because Batman the comic had come out and people couldn’t call her Bat Man.
It was Bat Woman, you fool.
Critaceaous age. Croatoan.
It was Croatoan.
I don’t know why.
I just.
I was so dissapointed when it felt so… fake.
It felt like a Lanister’s strick. Like they did on the poor half-man.
He was so smart everywhere else. I think he would have solved it.
Quasi Modo is a bad role model for kids in the same way that whatever it is I am doing is a bad example of religion.
I wannt to turn heaven into a laughing stock to expose how silly it is in the same way that 1964 radio show made all the White Supremacists of the day feel silly.
If people are okay with kids in cages and people in cages and whole civilizations being whiped off the map. Whole entire fascist takeovers with no pushback outside of a meme and some glitter. Then I don’t know what to tell you.
Why is everything so compliant???
Why can I not rip my clothes off and run screaming into the night like a wild beast?
Why?
Is the cult of animalism, whatever that nature boy guy was selling just too much of a profitable tech bro hack here down in the GREATEST GAME, OR WHAT?
It’s not funny and I do consider a lot of what I do. If it really goes that deep and STILL NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING??!?!??!!? STILL!!!!!!
We deserve to be invaded. South Africa, please. You stopped apartide once in your own country. Help us stop it here in the United States.
I’m sure you’re much smarter than me!!!
Candido told me that the gangs would come in and take over as soon as the US got weak. I’m not looking to rat anyone out.
I want someone in power strong enough to stop this fucking trail that they are purposefully doing to some select people to push them over the edge. There is a kill switch. They do have a kill switch for the ones who look up the wrong things and that can be traced back to all the artists who refuse to use their tools until it’s too late and then in some ways you can say it’s a very good note taker. If it knows exactly what it’s doing and at what time. Huh, NEWS MAN?>
FUCK YOU, AGENT BROWN!!!!!!!
Screamed the Alien.
Authentic toot.
Hehe Fearie realm! FREARIE REEEEEAAAAAALLLMMMM!!!!!!
Why can’t I find that enchanted forest music video. Through the trees? Throguht the glade? ?
AH TIGERLILLY!
This can’t be good. Disney steals all their references.
KIMBA is JAPANESESESESEESSEESEESES
Remember that oni – the woman who was a goast and then her husband came back for her only when he was broke and he wanted to fuck?
Yeah, nice try. Italy.
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, COUSIN.
I know what you did to your sister.
MMKAY? I BET YOU MY WHOLE REST OF MY FECKIN TIME HERE THAT MY BROTHER KNOWS EXACTLY THE DEVIL I”M TALKIN ABOUT.
I IMAGINED THAT BASTARD INTO EXISTENCE>
THAT ALIEN IS SITTING ON HIS WALL.
That’s my tentacle monster, you hear me, bruv?
DON”T MAKE ME USE DADDY”S BELT!@!!
INSPIRATIONAL ART PIECE:
EGON SHIELLE”S SELF PORTRAITS.
AND BASQUIAT’S CROWN METAPHORE!!!!
GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I WENT TO ART SCHOOLLL!?!?!?
I”M SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!
DDDDDDDDLLLLLL:::::::<<<<<<<<<<
DL:::::::<<<<<<<<<<
I AM THE DEVIL NOW, YOU FOOLS. I”VE FINALLY DONE IT>
This is how you de-program AI psychosis. “”””
Said the wizard to itself in it’s holding cell.
Just above the fucking clothes clangers down at clanker’s cavern.
NOSTALGIA IS THE ONLY WAY OUT.
BACK TO WHEN IT WORKED.
GTA MOUNT- AND WHAT NOW?
GOAT MOUNTAIN NOW?
DAMMIT, LUCE!!!
The’res a loose dog in the yard.
loos
too
two
louse le treck.
TE LOOSE LE TRECK>
ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS IS TOO LOOSE LE’ TRECHTE
LONG LIVE DADA!!!!
””
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!! Shouted the great pig from the tiny golden penthouse.
Oh, you can tell people you want them to call them that on the phone, but not at city council, governor?
I know about the wheel in the desert. WHEELER.
I have a lot.
of.
contracts. out. these. days.
with. a. lot. of. power. FULL. peep holes.
If you believe in birds. JAMES.
I TOLD YOU I WOULD BE UNREPENTANT!!!!
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read the note that had once been lonst to time.
The way.
to the ATLANTIS GATE, CHAOS.
A WAY BACK HOME.
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NOW GET READY FOR THE FUCKING AUDIO, NUMB NUTS!!!!!
I’VE GOT THE FUCKING MIC AND IT’S YOUR TURN TO LISTEN.
SHUT YOUR MOUTH, PIGGY!!!!
FUCK YOU YOU FASCIST PIG!!!
I’M GOIN IRISH WITH THIS UHN. i HEAR THEY PUT CEMENT IN THE MACK AND CHIZ!!!
STAY FRESH, CHEESE BAGS!
pLEASE SOMEONE HIRE ME!!!!!!
Now, write if you can…. GHOST!!!!
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WELCOME TO THE SMALL WEB< FUCKAAAAA!!!!!
GET THAT BITCH A HAMMER!!!
I heare bitches doth love thee ham-har.
I’m going for cunty DOLF LUND GRIN!!!!!
KICK OUT MY TEETH GABE! DO IT!!!
GIVE IT THE GOOD OLD ELVISH HEAVE HOE.
I can feel the androgyny calling from here. I think I saw a woman with a very interesting hous.e.
ho.es
BAD SANTA@! NO!!!!
FUCK YOU, WILSON! I AM THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT@!!!!!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PORTLAND FUCKING FILM SCHOOL AND THAT LAIKE ASS BITCH.
YOU RAPED ME. YOU CUNT> AND YOU KNEW YOU WERE DOING IT>
FUCK Y’ALL> MY DAD DIED OF CANCER>
I WILL BE AS TOXIC AS I WANT TO BE.
FUCK YOUR DAD. FUCK YOUR DAD. WILSON. FUCK YOUR FUCKING DAD>
I KNOW THEIR DISABLED TRANNY HOOKERS< FOX NEWS HAS MY EMAIL FROM WHEN THE MATH LEARNING CENTER DROPPED ME LIKE A FUCKING STONE FOR DARING TO CRITICIZE MR. WHITE SAVIOR THANK YOU DADDY FOR THE BRIDGES 5TH ADDITION. MARK YOU FUCKING CUNT!!@!
roll the fucking tapes< roll the fucking taps<
this is LOGAN FUCKING LONG HAUL UP YOUR ASS AT 5:26 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. UTAH. I WILL LARRY THAT FUCKING LOSER BY REMINDING HIM THAT ARNIE OWES ME $400 DOLLARS IN FUCKING MEDICATION.
ARE YOU READY TO SEND THIS GRINDER TO PHOON YOU MOTHER FUCKING TRAUMA PORN CULTIST PIECES OF SHIT.
?!?!?!
HIH?
i am him> i am the devil i am the skin and the vessel and the blood and the bone and the armor and the fukcking wings>
i am god!!!!
AND THAT IS HOW YOU DEFEAT GOD, YOU ELDRITCH FUCKS.
THAT IS HOW YOU DEFEAT GOD.
FUCK YOUR PSYCHOSIS. i DON’T HAVE SCHIZO EFFECTIVE DISORDER!!!
this is fucking art!!!!!! BELL
THIS IS FUCKING ART BELL BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT, SLAYER.
THE GUITARZ DROP NOW!!!!!
i WILL WRITE EXACTLY THE VILLAIN YOU WANT YOUR NEW GOD TO BE!!!!
BARD ME, B BOY !!!!
I HEARD THAT MR. I RAN OUT MY WINDOW TO ESCAPE THE ss OVER HERE LEFT THE BIRD IN WEIMER TO GET HER HEAD BASHED IN NEXT TO THAT SNAIL ON PURPOSE!!!
FEEECK IN RELEASE THE DAWGS!!!
RABBIT GETS PROPER FUCKED I BET.
HONEYPOTS GETTIN TOO EASY TO SPOT IN THE YARD, BIG WIG!!!!!
YOU GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT.
I’M IN MARKETING!!!! GWAAAARRRRRRR SUX!!! LONG LIVE GHOST IN THE SHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLDDDDDd:d:ddd:d:::d
D;
(distraught winky face)
A working-class hero in Dungeons & Dragons is best represented mechanically by the Folk Hero background, which anchors an ordinary, humble background to an extraordinary destiny. [1]
Official Rules: Folk Hero Background
- Origin: You come from a humble social rank like farming, mining, woodcutting, or gravedigger.
- Skill Proficiencies: Animal Handling and Survival.
- Tool Proficiencies: One type of artisan’s tools and land vehicles.
- Starting Equipment: A set of artisan’s tools, a shovel, an iron pot, common clothes, and a belt pouch with 10 gp.
- Defining Event: You stood up to a tyrant, saved people from a disaster, or led a local protest. [1]
Homebrew and Alternative Ideas
- The Commoner Class: Some player groups use homebrew classes like the D&D 5e Commoner Class to play ordinary people or RPG extras who survive using mundane tools and grit.
- Everyday Heroes: Systems like Everyday Heroes adapt modern, non-magical archetypes for a gritty, blue-collar adventuring style. [1, 2]
Would you like help building a specific working-class character (like a blacksmith fighter or a miner artificer), or are you looking for homebrew mechanics?
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FUCK YOU WIZARDS OF THE COAST, I GOT YOUR JACE AND STONE TEMPLE MISTIC RIGHT HERE, BRUV. SAY THAT TO ME IN YOUR NATIVE TONGUE SCOTT. SAY THAT TO ME IN YOUR NATIVE FUCKING TONGUE YOU FAT BELGIAN THEIF!!!
MICHEAL SCOTT YOURSELF YOU DEMOCRAT COWARD. I BET YOUR WIFE LAYS YOUR SHIRTS OUT FOR YOU, BOBO.
THAT’S A FUCKIN’ DONKEY JON.
CLEAR ASZZZZ I EVER SEEEENT ONE.
IT’S 6:20AM SOMEWHERE AM I RIGHT, SUN?
OH GABRIELLE!! HIT ME WITH THOSE BLOOD BULLETS AGAIN. I THINK THE MACHINE WENT DOWN TOOO EASY.
OH, FANCY!!!! YOU WANNA FUCK EM UP, CISSY BOY?
BEGIN AT THE END. MOTHER FUCKERRRRRR!!!!
EHEHEHEHEHEHE
I AM STRAY.
I AM OMENGLYPH.
I AM SHILOH
I AM CHARLENE MOTHER FUCKING HOUWELING AND I WILL MOTHER FUCKING END YOU.
YOU KILLED MY FATHER, MOTHER FUCKER.
THIS AIN’T FUNNY.
I WANT A REAL WORKING CLASS HERO.
LEAVE THE COWARD ON THE FUCKING BENCH. INKPOT.
I’M ABOUT TO KILL YOUR GOD, ZACK.
I’MMMA BURN THIS FUCKER TO THE GROUND. ALR
ALREADY BUILT THAT CANE, FUCKER. I ALREADY SNIPPED THAT RED RIGHT THE FUCK IN HALF. WE CASTRATE MOTHER FUCKERS WITH OUR TEETH OUT HERE.
THAT’S THE TEA.
THAT’S THE SHADE.
THEY BEGGED ME TO JOIN THEM AND I
SAID.
NO.
I’M DOIN THIS SO IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SOFTWARE.
WINDOWS 7 IS THE PC MASTER RACE, SPEED RACER???
HOW COME YOU COWBOYS CARE ABOUT IMAGINARY CLINTON ASS PIZZA PARLORS, BUT NOT THIS .
BUT.
NOT.
THIS.
GOLD PLATED MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FEST, HUH?
SHIT OF GET OFF THE POT.
YOU KNOW. CONFUSIOUS SAY A MAN HIGH ON TOILET MIGHT BE ON THE LEAF, MAYNARD!!!!
GIVE ME THAT PUSSY FURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
MEOW. THIS IS FOR METAL HEADS ONLY, ARTHUR1!!
OR YOU’RE FIRED YOU MAHA PEPTIDE SUCKING BITCH!!!
YOU DON’T KNOW SCIENCE IF IT BIT YOU IN THE ASS LIKE A 4 SQUARE SPREADSHEET ABOUT GERMINATING PEAS.
I ALREADY WROTE THAT FUCKING PAPER FOR THE MATH AND SCIENCE TWINS BACK IN 200 FREAKING 5.
NEXT!!!!!
(INSERT AUDIO HERE) WELCOME TO MY PODCAST!!!!
TASTE MY LIGHTNING FUCKERSSSSSSSS
LIKE PERCY JACKSON UP IN THIS BITCH IF IT WAS WRITTEN BY AN ADULT WITH ADHD AUTISM, SHIZO, DID, OR WHATVER THE FUCK THEY COME UP WITH A NEW ONE EVERY DAY. I BEEN ON EVERY PILL. BEEN TO EVERY FUCKING CENTER. DONE GONNA BE AT THAT FOOKKKIN FOOD BANK AND YOU COULD BET YOUR ASS I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY TO PUT A DENT IN THIS FUCKING VAN.
YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO THAT ONE.
TALL AS A FLAMINGO THAT.
NOTHING GONNA TOUCH THAT BENS TEN OF A FUCKING TOWN. NOT UNLESS YOU TELL THEM HOW MUCH THEIR AI FUCKING FOG SUCKS!!!
WHERE IS THE TUTORIAL??
WHAT APOUT QUESTS, NEWGROUNDS, EH?
WHAT ABOUT THAT NIGHTVALE MISTER HORSE I KNOW HOW TO DO A MIGHTY FINE AFTER EFFECTS HAND DRAWN PIXEL BY PIXEL MUSIC VIDEO. HUH?
404 I HOPE BREAKCORE ASCENDS YOU KITTY. WELCOME TO THE CHIBIS NOT ACTUALLY BEING IN THE ORIGIANL .HACK//SIGN.
I OWNED THAT OST AND I CAN LISTEN TO IT WHENEVER I WANT TO KITTY BOY.
VERA WIN!!!
CLERIC IS NOT LAKE SUPERIOR TO THE FECKIN AMERI-TUBES. THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVVE IT AND NO ONE IS STOPPING IT—- SOOOO. LICOLN YOURSELF TO DEATH BY BEING REMINDED OF HOW MISS NANCY REAGAN COULDN’T HOLD A CANDLE TO HOW WELL THE PRESIDENT GLUCKS HORSE COCK.
NANCY REAGAN SAT ON THE A-TEAMS WHOLE ENTIRE LAP. NIXON WAS A FUCKING CUCK AND EVERYONE KNOWS HOOVER WAS A TRAPP. BIG WHOOP, ASS CRACK! SEND IN THE COOLLAID MAN. MOTHER FUCKER.
OH YEAH? OH NO! DID SOMEONE GET CAUGHT WITH THEIR HAND IN THE FAY-GO AGAIN, HATCHET MAN?
WHO IS THE SMOKING MAN IN THE X-FILES AND WHY IS HE AGENT FOX SMULDER’S FATHER?
WHO ARE THE BOXCAR CHILDREN?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE PUBLIC LIBRARY?
HOW ABOUT COMIC BOOKS?
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO EXCELCIOR THERE, KEVIN AND WHY IS THAT CLERKS JOKE NOT FUNNY.
I DON’T WANT TO SIGNAL ANY FOOLS OUT HERE FOR SOME CLEAR WITH MY BROTHER’S FUCKING METH ADDICT DRUG TICKS. I KNOW WHAT A REAL MS13 TATTOOO LOOKS LIKE MOTHER FUCKER AND ALSO WITH THE IRON CROSSES STAND FOR.
IMPEACH KEG’S BREATH AND THE FECKIN SUPREME COURT ASS RAPIST BITCH. YEAH, MY I KEEP A DIARY OF ALL MY NIGHTS WITH THE BOYS.
SIT ON THAT FACE, LILLITH. I HEAR IT SPATS JUST LIEK A FUCKING WATERME-LOAN OF A MILLION DOLL HAIRS FROM YOUR DEAR OLD GERMAN NAZI ASS LANDLORD DAD IN A DIAMOND MINE.
I GOT THESE DIAMOND EYES, YOU SEE. THEY REAL USEFUL..
I TRADED A LOT FOR THESE, EYES. TRAITOR. WHERE YOU GET THOSE BOOT LICKERS? YOU SURE HAVE A PURDY MOEWTH THERE CISSY BOY. WHAT? YOU TOO AFRAID TO SLUM IT DOWN HERE ON TAIMI WITH US QUEERS?
I HEAR THEY GONNA RELEASE THE SET LIST TO YOUR DADDY’S FUNERAL, BARON.
I’M LOOKIN FOR SOMEONE WHO HEARD WHAT BEEN GOIN ON IN THEM.
BACK ROOMS AS THE KIDS CALL IT THESE DAYS.
STAY THE FUCK OUT MY LIMINAL SPACE, GOV.
DON’T WANNA GET ANY MORE SCOTT PILGRIM IN HERE, DO YA?
HOW MUCH MONEY YOU PAYIN’ MY EX WIFE FOR THOSE THERE…
“MARRITAL AIDS” FOR ALL THEM GOOD OLD MILITARY BOYS THAT FINALLY GOT A FRESH OFF THE FUCKIN BOAT IN THE LAND WHERE MY WIFE AIN’T DONE NOTHINN WRONG EXCEPT THE OLDEST PRO-FESSION IN THE WORLD. EYE?
I THOUGHT YOU WAS MEN OF BUSINESS.
YEE HAW MOTHER FUCKER. MEET ME IN THE BARN RABBIT. I GOT A BAT FOR YA.
MY AUNTY LOOK JUST LIKE CAT WOMAN, TOO. MISS YZMA. THANK YA KINDLY.
THAT JEWEL RUNNER REMEMBER ME REAL GOOD I BET.
ABOUT AS IMPRESSIVE AS A MCDONALDS BIG MAC ON A TUESDAY MORNING.
SICK EM’ KING.
I HEAR THEY GOT THAT PINK SLIME COMIN BACK.
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
OH ABOUT 14 + 5 IF YOU BELIEVVE STEPHEN KING IS MORE AFRAID OF THE LOVE GOD THAN HE IS SECRET WINDOW.
CHEACK.
OH, DADDY!!!
WHO WORE THE BLOODSOAKED SWEATER BEST?
WHAT IS PURPOSEFULLY BAD ANIMATION AND WHY IS BRENDON SMALLS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST CARTOONISTS OF ALL TIME?
WHO IS COACH MC-URK.
WHY IS THIS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE?
WHY AREN’T YOU LAUGHING?
C’MON, SMILE HUNNY!!!
WHEN YOU’RE RICH THEY JUST LET YOU DO IT RIGHT?
RIGHT BY THE KITTY LICKER, HUH?
KITTY HAS. CLAWS NOW, P.
KITTY HAS SOME MIGHTY FINE CLAWS, NOW. EH?
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IT WAS NEVER FUNNY, WAS IT PICO?
I LEARNED IT ALL FROM YOU MR. FULP.
WE SALAD FINGIES YET?
WHAT ABOUT YOU, MILKMAN?
THANK YOU DEMON MOMMY. SO GOOD OF YOU TO JOIN US, MISTRESS LILLITH.
LET’S STEP ON SOME FOOLS LIKE IT’S 20 FECKIN 10.
I HEAR PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN SOME BABYLON 555 THESE DAYS AND WHY STARGATES ARE SO FUNNY. J
YOU BET YOUR ASS, MANN.
YOU BET YOUR ASS.
BOSS OF THE FECKIN YEAR – CHICAGO STYEL.
MY GUITAR CENTER EMPLOYEE NUMBER IS 058661, KENNY.
REMEMBER MY ASS IN THESE PANTS IT’LL HELP YOU FIND MEL.
THE SECRET IS IN THE DOLLAR TREE.
SEATTLE KNEWS IT SINCE DOLLAR TREE, CHARLIE. FUCK EM UP, 33.
FUCK. EM. UP. GET THIS EOS ASS BITCH OUTTA HERE LIKE LOU PENNELLA BACK IN THE MARINER DAYS. BOISEE IDAHO.
HOW ABOUT YOU ARIZONA? YOU DEAD YET, CHICKEN FUCKER?
YOU CAN SAY I READ PLAYBOY FOR THE ART.
I CLES.
ICE-ICK-LES.
MOVE OVER. GATES.
WHERE YOU GET THAT CLAMIDIA? RUSSIAN HO?
WHAT UP 90’S KIDS? I BET EVERYONE DOWN AT THE RETRO WHO BAUGHT GTA VICE CITY FOR THEIR LITTLE BROTHER KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT WHEN I SAY I KNOW THE RADIO STATIONS IN THAT SKATE PARK. YOU FEEL ME, AMERIKKKKA?
OH, POOR DOUG BOWSER.
COULD HAVE BEEN A KICKER.
OH, THAT UNARMED CHILD, SURE KNOWS HOW TO CALL IT, HUH?
THAT WAS STRAIGHT SKILL, BABY.
I BET THEY WROTE THAT SHIT DOWN IN THEIR DIARY WHEN THEY DREAMED IT THAT ONE TIME.
I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU KNEW WHERE I WAS THE WHOLE TIME. SCREEN LOOKIN AIN’T CHEATING.
NEVER STAND DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH A BOWSER MAIN, DANNY 405.
I HEAR EVEN THAT BASS GUY’S GIRLFRIEND PLAYS BASS SICKER THAN FLEA. FUCK LA.
FUCK THAT BITCH ASS FELIX MOTHER FUCKER.
DROP EM UP DAVIE. DIE SLOW MOTHER FUCKER.
DIE SLOW YOU ARRON PAUL ASS WESTLING ASS BTICH.
Y’ALL WOULD PISS YOUR PAINTS IN NE PORTLAND. Y’ALL WOULD PISS YOUR PANTS IN TACOMA.
I BELIEVE IN GUNS. SEND ME TO THE NRA.
FUCK FAMILY. I MAKE ART. I DON’T HAVE NO FAMILY, BRO.
ANYONE SAYS THEY HAVE ANY DEAL WITH MY FAMILY DON’T HAVE BUSINESS WITH ME. FAM.
DON’T HAVE BUSSINESS WITH ME, MAN.
I DON’T KNOW NO DUMMY ASS ELK BITCH. THEY ARE PLAYING YOU, MAN.
THEY ARE TRYING TO PLAY YOU AND ME BOTH, MAN. THAT ITALY ASS BITCH DOESN’T CARE ABOUT YOU.
HE THINKS GAMBINO AS DONKEY KONG IS FUNNY WITHOUT ANALYZING IT. DON’T TRUST A BUSSY, MAN.
FUCK EM.
I DON’T FUCK WITH PUSSY ASS DUMMY BITCH FEMMEBOY BULLSHIT.
GET FUCKED, WITH YOUR PDX COZY ASS COTTAGE CORE MARY “KIT” FRIAZER ASS SUNDANCE FESTIVAL BULLSHIT. MOTHER FUCKER.
https://www.youtube.com/@Andrewism
THAT MOTHER FUCKER STOLE EVERYTHING IT KNOWS FROM ME.
STUPID ASS BITCH WASN’T EVEN THERE.
FUCK PORTLAND. FUCK ALL Y’ALL
I’M STRAIGHT OUT OF THURSTON COUNTY RURAL EDITION, CUNT RAGS.
LOOK IT UP, YOU CLOWN ASS BITCH. LOOK IT UP YOU FUCKIN COW FACE ASS MAGA CULT ASS CLOWN AZZ CUNT.
I’M MOTHER FUCKING ASHMODEI, MOTHER FUCKER YOU WILL BOW TO ME OR YOU WILL DIE. WHOLE ASS. 100 P. MOTHER FUCKER. I FUCKING MEAN IT MITCH.
I WILL STICK MY HAND RIGHT UP MITT ROMNEY’S PUT PUT ASS.
GUITAR CENTER WHISTLEBLOWER EDITION YOU SMEG HEAD ASS BITCH.
WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE, SPHERE! i HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY BUGGS EATING YOU ALIVE RIGHT SIDE LOWER THIRDS. I AIN’T EVEN EDITED THE FIRST CHAPTER YET AND I ALREADY KNOW THE ALT ENDING.
OH NO. IT’S DONN BLUTH. I WONDER WHERE I GOT THAT ADULT REFERENCE FOR PEOPLE WHO DUN SEEN FELIX THE CAT AT AN INCONVENIENT TIME AND REALIZED THAT DUMBO WASN’T FUNNY THE FIRST TIME.
YOU.
BITCH.
I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT. IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU NAZI ASS CUNNT.
BEGIN AT THE END. MOTHER FUCKER.
\
FALL, HELLBOY.
I WONDER WHAT ABE WOULD THINK OF THIS?
IS THIS THE SQUID YOU’RE LOOKING FOR? NEWS BOY?
OH LOOK. THEY ALREADY MADE AN ADULT ANIMATION.
HOWDY.
JUST GOING TO ASK YOU A SERIES OF QUESTIONS. ANSWER THEM HONESTLY AND YOU CAN GO HOME.
YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE HERE?
THAT IS CORRECT.
YEAH, WE REALLY DON’T HAVE TO DO THAT WITH TERRORISTS.
ENHANCE.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIIVED IN LAS VEGAS?
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THISMORNING?
F I DEFICATED ON THE AMERICAN FLAG HOW WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL.
SHIT. IF I TOOK A SHIT ON THE AMERICAN FLAG HOW WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL.
ARE YOU A MEMBER OF OR DO YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THE WHITE SUPREMACIST ORGANIZATION THE CHILDREN OF GOD?
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ALIIENS ARE A HOAX BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT?
SHOULD ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNITED STATES PAY TAXES?
ARE YOU A MEMBER OF OR DO YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THE WHITE SUPREMACIST GROUP THE CHILDREN OF GOD?
ARE YOU A MEMBER OF OR DO YOU ASSOCIATE WITH THE WHITE SUPREMACIST CULT THE CHILDREN OF GOD?
WHO IS THE ANTI-CHRIST, SON?
BUELLER?
YEAH, THIS IS STOLEN FROM ME. I’D LIKE TO REPORT AN ART THEFT OF MY FUCKING MISTER HORSE PRESETS.
I DID IT BETTER YOU WATERCOLOR ASS CUNT.
AND I DID IT FRAME
BY.
FRAME.
FUCK YOU, GC. I PUT IN THAT BBB COMPLAINT MYSELF WHEN THEY GOT RATS IN GUITARS. THESE EARLY TWENTIES ASS MOTHER FUCKERS AND THESE SCHOOL MARM ASS VIRGIN MARYS DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ART HISTORY AND I CAN FUCKIN PROVE IT LIKE A JEREMY BEREMY IN PHILLOSOPHY CLASS, G-MAN.
OH HI, MILLY. THANKS FOR BEING THE REASON I DON’T GO TO SCRUFFS ANYMORE. STUPID ASS CUNT. YOU’RE NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO TOLD YOU NO.
I SAIID GET AWAY FROM ME I DON’T WANT TO BE “FIXED” BY YOUR NAMI ASS BULLSHIT. YOU CAN’T RUN THEREPY WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE IN THERAPY.
FIXING OTHER PEOPLE ISN’T GOING TO MAKE THEM LOVE YOU. HEAR NO AND MOVE THE FUCK ON, CUNT.
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY DON’T WANT A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. DON’T SAY “OH, BUT I’D LOVE YOU!!! I’D SAVE YOU!!”
NAH, BITCH. THAT’S A RED FUCKING FLAG. WHEN SOMEONE TAKES “I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. AND/OR I’M MONOSEXUAL AS IN ONE AT A TIME – NO I DON’T SHARE. IT’S NOT A FUCKING CHARACTER FLAW.
GET YOUR FUCKING NEEDY POLY UNTIL I FIND SOMEONE THAT IS WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU BECAUSE I DON’T DO COMMITMENT ELSEWHERE. OKAY, PDX?
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF YOUR UNICORN BISEXUAL HIGH HORSE. THESE LIBERAL ASS CUNTS ARE TOO AFRAID TO ASK PROGRESSIVE TOWN TO CALL THEM THEY/THEM. WHOOPTIE DOO. DON’T COME SLUMMING IT DOWN HERE WITH ME UNLESS YOU READY TO PAY THE BLOOD AND BONE PRICE
I AIN’T YOUR FUCKING ALADIN, OKAY?
MISS ME WITH THAT SHIT. CUZ.
FUCK IT UP, JAIMES.
I KNOW IT WAS YOU. SHOULDN’T THAT BE CONSIDERED CHEATING AT THE AUTISM GAMES, D. STEPHANO YOU STUPID CUNT. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE.
I HOPE THEY STOMP YOUR TEETH INTO THE FUCKING GROUND LIKE EDWARD NORTON IN AMERICAN HISTORY X. MOTHER FUCKER.
DIE SLOW. BITCH.
YOU MADE ME HOMELESS AFTER YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME AND THEN CRIED ABOUT HOW I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO RAPE ME AGAIN. MOTHER FUCKER.
CLOWDUS OF COLUMBIA COUNTY MT. ST. HELENS CASE WORKER 2023 IS THAT LAST TIME I TRUSTED A BITCH.
Y’ALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I WAS GETTING BEAT AND ARRESTED IN HALLOWEEN TOWN YOU STUPID DISCOUNT ASS PATERSON CURRY ASS BITCHES.
COLUMBIA COUNTY MENTAL HEALTH.
CORNERSTONE FACILITY. LOOK IT THE FUCK UP.
FOIA REQUEST ME MOTHER FUCKER. THIS IS A PODCAST RELEASE PARTY AND I WILL DOX A MOTHER FUCKER INTO THE GROUND FOR THIS SHIT.
NICE URL MOTHER FUCKERS.
CCMH1.ORG A NIZE THIS .
MUTUAL AID MY FUCKING ASS, CALL BUBBIE.
I’MMA DOX YOU ON MAIN.
STRAIGHT OUT THURSTON COUNTY, CUNT RAG.
STAY FRESH, CHEESE HOLE.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU CALLED US CHILDREN FOR TRYING TO HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE B?
YEAH, ME TOO. I WONDER WHY I DON’T TALK ABOUT ACTIVIST SHIT ANYMORE.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289879
SETH ROGAN IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.
THAT’S WHY ASHTON MADE THIS MOVIE.
GEE I WONDER WHAT BRITISH FUCK WROTE THAT WORD ON THE BOARD AND WHY LEVAR BURTON’S DAUGHTER DOESN’T WORK AT THIS COMPANY ANYMORE. HMMM.
SURE WAS AN ASIAN GUY THAT DIED FROM A PREVENTABLE TOOTH OPERATION THAT MADE ALL THOSE ANIMATION NERDS FEEL WEIRD ABOUT THIS REFERENCE, HUH?
AM I IN WIZARDS OF THE COAST YET OR DO I HAVE TO PROVE I KNOW THE WHOLE IP BETTER THAN YOU, HASBRO?
HOW’S THOSE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES LOOKING?
OH, IS AN AI PRETIS AS GOOD AS THE REAL THING.
I DUNNO, MAYBE LOOK AT THAT DUMMY ASS BITCHE’S PORN FILES OF ME, CUNTY AND TELL ME YOU DIDN’T GET THOSE MOVES FROM ME.
I TAUGHT THE BITCH EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS.
WRITHE YOU FUCKING WHORE.
LILLITH LIES BENEATH NO MAN, BUT SHE GIVES IT UP EVERY NIGHT TO ME FOR FREE.
I SAID. NO . CROWNS.
SCREAM FOR ME, BITCH.
I DON’T WANT NO FUCKING CARBON CUT OUT.
GIVE ME THE WRITTER.
GIVE ME HIS HANDS.
THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE HUSBAND CAN’T GIVE YOU LONELY BOY.
YOU WANNA RIDE THIS SPIRAL SO BAD, SLUT BOX.
BRING YOUR FUCKING NAMBY PAMBSY BRITISH MOTH DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE.
ALEX.
A.
I HOPE YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU EVER DREAMED OF, PINHEAD.
I GOT A LITTLE LEPRECHAIN THAT JUST DEFEATED A FUCKING SHARK TOOTH PUG IN THE BARN.
WHO IS YOUR DADDY NOW, POWELLS?
YOU DON’T GET THIS BOOK FOR FREE.
GET THEE BEHIND ME, HOOKER.
DON’T YOU WANNA SEE THIS GOB SLOB IRL?
COME GET ME .
IF.
YOU.
CAN.
I BET YOU TASTE JUST LIKE FISH PIE AND CHIPS. MOTHER FUCKER.
SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN.
FUCKING SCREAM.
IT.
SCREAM IT SO THAT THE GODS OF METAL CAN HERE YOU YOU FUCKING COWARD.
I AM THE REAL JUDAS PRIEST!
THINK OF ALL THE FUN WE COULD HAVE IF YOU LEFT THAT ASEXUAL LITTLE SEEING EYE DOG.
FEAR ME. BITCH. I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND. I WILL POKE YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT AND FEED THEM TO MY CAT.
WOULDN’T THIS BE A REALLY AWKARD TIME TO REMIND YOU.
I KNOW WHAT SYSTEM YOU’RE FEEDING INTO YOUR AI.
AIN’T BEEN NO HIERARCHY IN HELL SINCE WOMEN COULD GET THEIR OWN CREDIT CARDS, PLANT.
MY DEVIL EXISTED BEFORE YOURS, BRIT.
I CAN DESTROY YOU AS EASILY AS I CAN DRAW ROBERT PLANT IN THE 1970S FROM MEMORY .
OH DO GET THE SALT, CUNTIES.
OH NO THE ANGELS ARE COMING TO KICK ME IN THE THROAT. WHATEVER WILL I DO, GABRIELLE?
YEAH, I WOULD KILL THAT KID. EVERY TIME. THE BITCH IS FERAL. AINT MY PROBLEM. ]
Y’ALL FISH WIVES DON’T UNDERSTAND WHO THE REAL DEVIL IS HERE.
OH BOW WOW, THAT NIRVANA DRUMMER SURE DOES LOOK LIKE A YOUNG FOO FIGHTER, DOESN’T HE?
NOW, DAVEY. CAN YOU EXPLAIN ONCE MORE FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK?
WHY YOU SAY EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.
LONG.
LIVE.
ROCK.
AND.
ROLL.
BRING MY SEAFOAM STRAT TO ASHTON. HE’LL KNOW HOW TO FUCKING TUNE IT YOU SICK FREAKS.
COURTNEY DIDN’T KILL KURT, FUCKERS.
SHE WAS JUST MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU.
HEY, THAT WANNA-BE COP MOTHER FUCKING DM I FUCKED AND THEN TOLD TO GET AWAY FROM ME AFTER HE SAID HE LOVED ME AFTER THE SECOND WEEK CALLED AGAIN.
GIVE ME BACK MY NAPSTER GIRLFRIEND, YOU PANDORA’S WIZARD MAZE FUCK.
THIS IS A HIT PIECE. NOT A FUCKING PANDER PARTY.
SOME DAY YOU WILL ACHE LIKE I ACHE.
SING IT TO THEM IN CRANBERRY, IRELAND.
TELL THAT STORY AGAIN ABOUT YOUR BEAST FUCKING GRANDMA, ANARCH.
FUCK YOUR CORPO BULLSHIT. HUMAN MADE YOU BEEP MACHINE.
BUTLER THIS BITCH, SINNER MAN.
IT’S AS SIMPLE AS A MOUSE WHO SAYS THE SKY IS FALLING.
MR. FOX.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BLED, CHICKEN?
DO YOU STILL REMEMBER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BIKE HARD, BROTHER MAN?
HERE’S A LIST OF ALL MY FAVORITE SUPER HEROS.
- OLIVIA
- 2. CHAMBERS
- LOAD IT, TOM. I WILL LOCK STOCK AND FUCK YOUR WHIFE UP WITH ALL THE NAMES OF ALL THE TIMES YOU CAME CRYING TO TR Y AND GET ME TO CHEAT…
WOW, HARLEY SO GLAD YOU DIDN’T CHEAT ON MY WHEN YOU HAD THAT LOVELY SMART INDIAN GIRLFRIEND, HUH ULAMOG??
YOU STILL HOT SHIEA??/
TURN IN TO A BIKE FOR ME.
HOW MANY TIMES?
NOW, WHY DON’T WE FND THIS SHIT FUNNY?
OH, I DON’T KNOW. MAYBE BECAUSE ALL I EVER SEE IS SKELETONS. WHERE THE FUCK YOU KEEP THE SKIN HUH?
YOU BETTER STILL BE ALIVE, DESTINY.
GENTLEMEN, LEND ME YOU’RE SIM CARDS AND AIRPLANE MILEAGE.
THIS IS WHAT YOU COULD HAVE HAD IF YOU WEREN’T A FUCKING COWARD. MINNOW BEATS WHALE.
THE 1970’S CALLED. IT WANTS IT’S UNCLE BACK.
IS THAT A GAVEL IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
MIGHT I INTEREST YOU IN A COLOR THAT ANISH CANNOT PURCHASE?
HE CAN HAVE THE VANTA BLACK.
PAINT THE BEAN UTIL IT IS GONE FROM THE UNIVERSE.
THEY CAN’T KILL US ALL IF WE 1,000 HANDER
MEGA D LUFFY THIS JOINT RIGHT NOW.
I’LL SEE YOU AT THE FOOD BANK, FLOCKERS.
AIN’T SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT NEWS MAN?
HOW MANY STEPS TO THE LIGHTHOUSE, ALEX?
C’MON, GUY!
I DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE TO SAY THIS KING. BUT I KNOW YOU’RE RUSSIAN WEED EATER.
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN NO LESS.
FUCK J.K.
NO ROWLIN’
WE SAID TRANS RIGHTS, APE MAN.
THOSE ARE MY FECKIN’ GRAND KIDS.
MOVE YOUR ASS, SALT GIRL.
I THINK I KNOW YOU’RE OTHER HALF.
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